Is this REAL life?

sorry i havent posted in a while but my personal/work life has been hectic and i started hitting the gym again so that consumes whatever time i have left in the day. i will try to blog as much as i can but let's start off with what happened this past weekend. i hit up vegas for 2 of my friends bday and i didnt realize that it was also EDC weekend until the week prior. side note: the whole raving scene/music is not my cup of tea...never was, never will.

anyways, let me get back to my lil' story...

i booked my flight thru southwest and on friday night i was on my way to vegas. i was able to get a copy of the Lincoln Lawyer and i decided to watch it on my ipad during the flight because i had a stopover in Burbank, CA. i zone out to the movie and i was into it. an hour later, i land in Burbank and i decided to move up to front of the plane so i can ninja out of that plane as soon as i touchdown in sin city. i get comfy in an aisle seat in 2nd row and i start the movie from where i left off. as i watch the movie, people start boarding the plane from Burbank. i start gettin into the movie again and all of a sudden, this dude decides to interrupt me and he says...

dude: i love that movie.
me: (look up) oh cool, it's a good movie.
dude: yah i know, i directed it (w/ a serious face)
me: (silence)
dude: how'd you get it?
me: (shocked) it's online
dude: did you download it?
me: (stoneface)
dude: (walking down the aisle to find a seat) you downloaded it huh? (finds a seat about 10 or so rows back)
me: (slowly take out my iphone and googled "lincoln lawyer director" and the name david furman comes up. i click on google images...yup, it was him. www.fuckmylife.com

SMFH...at this point i was still in shock and i had no idea what the fuck was gonna happen. i turn off my ipad and put the evidence into my backpack. the flight takes off and we hit the 10k feet so that people can use their electronic devices, go to the restroom, etc...for the next 30 minutes, i'm in my seat, paranoid and nervous as fuck. i dunno if this dude was pissed, called somebody before we took off, or was gonna come up to me and do something. 30 minutes seemed like an eternity but then the plane touchdown'd in vegas and i grabbed my bags and got out of there with the quickness.

i wasnt able to finish the movie until i was in my hotel room so my review of the movie is 3.5 out of 5 stars. i got a flight to SD next weekend so i'm gonna try my luck with Transformers 3 cuz Megan Fox says Michael Bay is like hitler. i'd like to make that judgement for myself...